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Its not that i dnt lyk u. Its jst that i feel we r stil 2
young 2 entertain thoughts of fornication in the
domicile of our employrs. Infact, its vry immature
2 insuate that i dnt reciprocate ur emotions jst bcOz
i decline 2 perform anact of coitus w/ u.”
-Inday, nireeject c dodong na makipagsex
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Sa resto:
Waiter: Ano po order nila,maam?
Amo: Ung fried chicken meal na lang. Ikaw inday, ano sayo?
Inday: I would like to partake of a dish of sauteed pork andchicken,boiled in thick essence ofsoy and cane extracts,with copious amounts of garlic,onion and laurel, sprinkled generously with fine spices and served with a generoushelping of root crop and ahelping of rice.
Amo: Iho, pa-order daw ngchicken-pork adobo w/rice;-)
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TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:I wud lyk 2 nform d
gneral public dat I am stil ALIVE &KICKING.Contrary to the text messages that has been
circulated lately. I havealready seek legal advice
regarding this rumor and my lawyers are already
preparing legal actions forthe perpetrator.There willbe a bicameral investigationin aid of
legislationregarding this matter.
Sincerely,Inday
(taray talaga ni inday dilang ilong ang duduguin sayo)
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FLASH REPORT:
Inday is alive she’s not yetdead.
SOCO found out that,the impostora of Inday was killed.
Ederlyn was the master mind.
SOCO:bkt mO pnpatay siInday?
Ederlyn:kaSi inagaw nyasakin c dOdong!
Inday: mythemaniac! He was never urs..
Ederlyn:dOng, mahal kta..dba mahal mO rin aq?
Dodong: I never… said that ilove yOu!! ü
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AMO: Inday, anong gamit mong sabon?Ang kinis ngkutis mo! Papaya?Calamansi?
Inday: No, Ma’am!Only Belo touches my skin,who touches yours?(–,)
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